Journal According to Patrick Maloney

Dear diary,

Tommorow shall be the most important day of my entire life.I will finally tell my lover, no, my wife that she would be leaving me.I will get a divorce. I shall regain my long lost freedom and also have a true love. That irritating wife had bothered me for many years, taking away my freedom and disgusted me.She kept on helping me on things that I could do myself,like giving me whisky.If other people know about it, they will think that a policeman could not even pour his own whisky to drink, but depended on his wife,so how could he even fight crime? Other people would laugh at me!



Did you know that she always cook for me, not because she loved me, but because she want to GAIN control of my freedom! She did not want me to leave from her sight , luckily,she did not follow me when I was working!(that is the reason for me to come home so late every day!) Its so selfish of her!Actually she is also inconsiderate.She kissed me every day, like a loving wife, but sometimes without brushing her teeth! Her mouth is so smelly!That is the punishment she gave me when I came home late.If I told other people, she would act innocent and she is such a good actor.



Although my wife is so evil and cunning, not all woman are like her.I met a woman, quite young and pretty, recently and both of us fell in love at first sight.She is so caring and thoughtful, in contrast to my wife.We decided to have a marriage after only know each other for two months as we loved each other deeply.Finally,I have found a true love!



My terrible days shall be over forever !I will be happy every day of my life with my true love!!!

The reason I ended like this

I ended the story with the tiger killing him.The reason why I ended like this is because the princess loved him so much ,so, she would not bear to part with him. If she allowed him to live, he would need to marry a woman that is not the princess,but the person she hated the most.In her point of view, she would think that her lover will not want to part with her as he loved her so much,and he too would not want to marry another person, let alone the person she hated the most.So, in order not to let her lover marry another woman, the only option is for her lover to die.

There is another problem,how could the princess bear to see her lover die and also see her lover part with her?In order to solve this problem,I wrote that the princess commited suicide quickly after her lover died, in order to "see" her lover "revive" again in the afterlife and through this method, she could be with her lover forever in the afterlife as well.

I made the ending of the story like this as I had seen many stories of chinese swordman that died like this,so,I wanted to apply this idea on a western story.I wrote like that also to show that the princess's thinking is like a young girl that needed to part with her lover and so, both of them committed suicide,same as those chines drama on swordsman.

the ending of The Lady,or The Tiger

At that moment,out came a loud roar that follows with a huge jaw of an incredibly large tiger.The tiger rushed out of the door and pinned him down.The man screamed and shouted like a woman despite being known for his bravery.The next second, the tiger ripped him apart and blood was all over the ground.

The scene was so greusome that many people closed their eyes, unable to stand the image of such a young, inoccent man being killed within seconds by a hearless creature.Some woman even vomited at the sight of blood.After about a minute, everyone leaved the amphitheatre with heavy steps except for the princess.

The princess looked at the few pieces of flesh and bones left over from her loved one's body and cried uncontrollably, covering her mouth with her hands.The princes ran towards the palace and went into her room.She stood beside the window and muttered:"Sorry, my loved one, forgive me for my selfishness.I will not let anyone have you if I cannot have you.You also can't bear to leave me right?This is the best option for both of us, now,I will be joining you now......" and she jumped down swiftly from the window and died.

conversation between two liars

This is a conversation between two liars,Jack and Jill.
"But I do have some money."
"I have more money,my father is a billionare!"
"My father is a trillionare!"
"No!My father won lottery yesterday, and plus my mums lottery,I have more now!"
"You are wrong, fity-five of my father's relative died together yesterday, the total sum of the will from them belongs to my father now, so I am richer!"
"Oh,no.I did not study for the O'level science examination that is coming later."
"Sorry Jack,I am too tired to help you."
"You lied!"
"You lied first!So, do you want this one hundred dollars by helping me?"
"Deal!"

If I were Mary Malony---Lamb to The Slaughter

If I were Mary Maloney, I would feel very relief after I got away from killing Patrick--my husband.Actually, I cannot stop giggling after I got away with murder, until the next day.Luckily I was a policeman's wife,so,I knew how they actually conducted investigation!However,I was still nervous when I saw the policemen coming as I pretended to be innocent!They are so foolish to get fooled by me!I think what I had done(killing my husband),is correct.In fact,I am doing a righteous act(he had other woman!!!) and he deserves to be killed!However,life without patrick seems a bit dull-----I wish he did not have an affair and I did not need to kill him.